Except the High Evolutionary wants to kidnap and use them for his own inevitably evil purposes.
The first half sees new alien kids sprouting up in the Savage Land and Thor, Hyperion and Spider-Man taking it upon themselves to teach the little tykes Earth values. I’m still not 100% sure what’s happening but someone is trying to make Earth sentient for some reason – I think it’s the new golden “cosmic gardener” character, Ex Nihilo, though he seems to be on the Avengers’ side despite wreaking havoc – with, of course, side effects, meaning Avengers gotta Assemble, etc. I’m glad I decided to revisit Jonathan Hickman’s Avengers run as the third one, Prelude to Infinity, surprisingly wasn’t bad! This is my wife’s familiar refrain as well. Mail all your queries to Marvel Comics c/o Jonathan Hickman.īigger. #3 – The Avengers recruit more quasi-weirdo super hero wannabes t0 thoroughly confuse your average comic book reader even more than they already are.ĥ21 Avengers Assemble!! Jarvis you better get ready to print some more name tags…and clean up the shower stalls.īottom line: Don’t ask me who’s on the current roster of Avengers. What the hell did they expect would pop out of that pile of space goo, Marvin the Martian?īruce Banner picks a bad time (is there ever a good time?) to go postal. This time by a big-assed alien that was hatched by those goofy dolts at A.I.M Hail Hydra!!.
I assume that Scarlet Witch, Tony Stark and Hank Pym were too busy. Who better to teach them the facts of life than a sunbathing Hawkeye and Spider-Woman (Need any more sun lotion, Jessica? Are you sure?) Thor (it’s all about ugly trolls, wenching and the mead), Hyperion (he just saw his world get crushed) and the Superior-Ass Spider-Man. #1 – The zebra-like kids living in the Savage Land need mentoring, so they can grow up to fully-functional zebra-like adults in the Savage Land. I assume Spencer supplied the humor and Hickman came up with the plot and the other words. You have three different story lines vying for attention courtesy of Hickman and Spencer. It’s like Waiting for Godot - Everyone knows that bastard never made an appearance either! As every schoolboy knows, the Infinity crossover involves Thanos and his invasion of Earth, yet his malevolent, grinning mug is nowhere to be found in these pages. They’ve misrepresented this volume by erroneously/misleadingly naming it.
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